CLASSES FOR WOMEN :


Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too


Topic 5. Communication Skills I:Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space


Topic 10. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Topic 11. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 12. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both



NEW CLASSES MEN ONLY!

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?Round-table discussion.

Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing control of the TV remote... Helpline and support groups.

Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.

Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallely parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.


Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued.
Register now! Contact your nearest Society of Typical Men and Women(STM&W)

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