The Maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.'
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that to you as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
Height of Mess!!
You take blade and write your lover’s name on your arm.
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& make a spelling mistake!!
Nothing s(t)ays forever like misspelled tattoos..
And he'll judge your spelling
Possibly the most famous misspelled tattoo. Instead of "CHI TOWN" as the man requested, he got "CHI TONW". He later sued the tattoo artist
Does he means spelling system?
Tomarrow never knows how to spell tommorrow right!!
Can u find 3 spelling mistakes
"Friends, straind, surley"
Dont know if this is Comedy ... or Tradgey
'To' bad you dont own a dictionary
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Original post here.
I don’t know to what point it is stable and solid but this is surely original.
This house was completely made from bottles with some glue mixture.
I’d like to see it in real.
