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Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Music Director: Shantanu Moitra
Lyricist/s: Swanand Kirkire
Cast: Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor, R Madhavan, Sharman Joshi, Mona Singh, Javed Jaffrey & Boman Irani
Bitrate: 320Kbps (VBR)
.:: Tracklist ::.
01 - Aal Izz Well - Sonu Nigam, Swanand Kirkire & Shaan
02 - Zoobi Doobi - Sonu Nigam & Shreya Ghoshal
03 - Behti Hawa Sa Tha Woh - Shaan & Shantanu Moitra
04 - Give Me Some Sunshine - Suraj Jagan & Sharman Joshi
05 - Jaane Nahin Denge - Sonu Nigam
06 - Zoobi Doobi (Remix) - Sonu Nigam & Shreya Ghoshal
07 - Aal Izz Well (Remix) - Sonu Nigam, Swanand Kirkire & Shaan
Credits: Thunder@SHO
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Album - De Dana Dan
Music Director - Pritam Chakraborty, & Rdb
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Cast : Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan, Vidya Balan
Music: Ilaya Raja
Director : R. Balki
Producer : Sunil Manchanda
~::Tracklist::~
Gali Mudi Ittefaq
Gumm Summ
Halke Se Bole
Hichki Hichki
Mere Paa
Mudi Mudi Ittefaq Se
Paa Theme
Udi Udi Ittefaq Se
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Marriage Proposal has always been the sweetest memory of a person, be it a man or a woman. People invented several ways to pop up the question. And when two lovers face that moment, with almost crying eyes, that moment is unforgettable. I've just found some of the sweetest Marriage Proposals in the history of mankind..
So buckle up guys.. You're going to see & read some of the sweetest memory.
Here we go..
1. The man who proposed at Zero Gravity :
Graciela Asturias, a 27-year-old architect from Manhattan, got a very unique birthday present when her now fiancé proposed to her a thousand feet above the ground while floating in an airplane cabin.
To celebrate Asturias' birthday, the couple boarded a specially designed Boeing 727 aircraft that creates the experience of microgravity during four-five minute plunges as it flies up and down between 24,000 and 35,000 feet, allowing the passengers to experience a near zero gravity effect. While Alex and Graciela were floating in the cabin, Alex popped the question. Alex was a bit worried that while in zero G, the ring might float away but luckily everything worked out. Graciela not only received a great birthday present but they experienced an amazing proposal, a love so strong, unbound by gravity itself.
The couple plan on spending their ten year anniversary in orbit.
2. The man who proposed virtually at Halo video game :
In November 3, 2007 Moviesign (his username) made a Forge map in Halo® 3, and set up what his girlfriend of over two years (Furtive Penguin) thought was going to be a two-on-two match with his friends. After they started the game, Moviesign led Furtive Penguin to a spot where he claimed he'd left an energy sword.
Instead there was a nice top-down view where he had spelled out a proposal using weapons. He then asked her to be his teammate for life.
Furtive Penguin and Moviesign recently moved from Indianapolis to Chicago where she (Penguin) is a copyeditor and he (Moviesign) is a graphic designer. They haven't set a wedding date yet. As Furtive Penguin said, "We're waiting to see what the release date is for the next Halo game. We don't want any conflicts."
3. The man who got on fire before kneeling down and proposing :
Todd has some interesting friends. One in particular is well-known stunt man Eric Barkley who's done many human-torch fire jumps. Todd devised a plan to not only entertain family and friends at their annual 4th of July family reunion but to also propose to his girlfriend Malissa.
With Eric's help, Todd set up a stunt to launch himself off a platform above a swimming pool while being completely engulfed in flames. Eric dressed him in the appropriate fire-retardant attire, with flaming cape and all. Eric fashioned a torch out of an aluminum pole and with Todd ready to jump from the platform over the pool, Eric lit Todd's cape on fire and seconds later he became complete engulfed in gasoline induced flames. Todd ran off the platform in a breath-taking display of dangerous excitement. The burning man soared through the air against the night sky and landed in the pool, extinguishing himself from the fiery blaze.
Todd surfaced and pulled off his hood, walked over to Malissa and got down on one knee. "Malissa, you make me hot. I want to get the point across that I'm on fire for you", said Todd. Malissa was laughing from the excitement and insanity of the whole display until Todd pulled out the ring and popped the question.
"Will you marry me, Malissa?" Todd placed the ring on her finger. "Yes!" she exclaimed.
4. The man who proposed at 20,000 feet just before skydiving :
When it comes to marriage, men traditionally have a big responsibility -- the proposal -- and they've got to make it memorable. And that's exactly what Mateo Martinez did. Martinez popped the question at 20,000 feet just as he and his girlfriend were about to sky dive.
"There is no better way to get your heart rate up than jumping out of a plane and proposing to your girlfriend," Martinez said.
5. The man who raised money on the internet to buy TV ad space to propose :
Rand had been dating Geraldine for about 5 years and the time had come for Rand to pop the question. Rand wanted to propose in a genuine, unique, and completely romantic way, equal to the love he felt for Geraldine. Being a major NFL fan, Rand began to play with the idea of proposing via a Super Bowl commercial. Obviously the task would be monumental but luckily Rand works within an industry that may make the idea work. Rand works within search marketing, specializing in search optimization, online viral marketing, and things of this nature. Rand started on his idea in late August of 2006. He put together a website and started working his magic. Rand started to draw a lot of attention online. On his website he posted his game plan, the hurdles that lie ahead, and the solution he needed to execute the Super Bowl commercial proposal.
Rand found that in order to purchase ad space during the 2007 Super Bowl, he would have to raise approximately $2.5 million dollars. He put up a good chunk of his own cash and waited for the donations to pour in. By February 1st, just 3 days prior to the Super Bowl, Rand had only collected $85K. The wedding invitations would be covered but unfortunately this was not nearly enough for the Super Bowl ad space. His proposal publicly gained the attention of Entertainment Tonight, MSNBC, Good Morning America, and Fox News just to name a few. Despite all of this, CBS was unwilling to part with the valuable ad time for a mere $85K. Rand did the next best thing and purchased local ad time during Geraldine's favorite television show Veronica Mars. On February 6th at 9:23 PM, as Geraldine was watching the show, Rand's ad came on the screen, asking Geraldine to marry him. She said yes! Her response was genuine, sweet, and very romantic.
Rand donated the remaining money raised to the Vanderbilt Children's Hospital.
Proposal Video here.
Video of her reaction here.
6. The man who hacked his Girlfriend's computer game to pop the question :
A US man has been credited with the ultimate nerd wedding proposal after hacking into his girlfriend's favorite video game. Bernie Peng, 26, of New Jersey, reprogrammed Bejeweled so a ring and a proposal popped up when Tammy Li, 27, reached a certain score.
Mr Peng, who works as a programmer of financial software, spent about a month reprogramming the game. He presented the game to a surprised Li, who played until she hit the score that triggered a digital pink sapphire ring to drop down with Peng's proposal.
According to Li, he set a pretty low score; she is now sporting an identical pink sapphire engagement ring. The story was picked up by video gaming sites and spread across the internet until the manufacturer eventually heard about it. Instead of being angry that Peng had hacked into their game, company officials were so impressed they offered to pay for part of the wedding.
7. The man who popped the question with umbrellas :
Sean Palmgren won a contest run by GroomGrove.com and Platinum Guild International for his most unique proposal to his girlfriend Betsy. He caught hold of friends and family and got them to carry umbrellas in a park. What he had done was to paint a letter on each umbrella. He then convinced his soon to be fiancé to take a walk in the park. Upon the finish of the three mile walk around the lake they proceeded to walk towards a line of people all holding an umbrella right above their heads.
Besty was very intrigued on what was going on and wanted to take a closer look. About 100 feet away, someone counts 1-2-3 and everyone flips their umbrella over to spell out the infamous "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Betsey starts looking around saying, "Oh my gosh, someone is getting engaged!"
When she saw him on his knee she knew the proposal was for her and said "Yes".
8. A camera man who asked Tom Cruise to pop the question :
In 2004, Tom Cruise appeared on Portuguese television to ask a woman to marry her boyfriend. Cruise asked the factory worker, named only as Sonia, to marry cameraman Joao Martins. He'd filmed the actor at the Spanish premiere of The Last Samurai. In a clip shown on state channel RTP, Cruise said: "Sonia, you have to marry Joao. Please marry Joao. He is crying behind the camera." His girlfriend accepted the proposal. Martins, who works for RTP, was on the phone to his girlfriend when the marriage proposal was aired.
Cruise also joked in the footage they should name their children after him.
9. The man who hired a £10,000 theatre company to play his proposal :
A lovestruck tycoon hired an entire theatre company so he could star in a play and give his girlfriend a proposal she'd never forget.
Gennady Zaleskiy, 38, paid £10,000 to have the play The Romantics staged in Zaporozhie, Ukraine, with him as the leading man. He then arranged for his theatre-fan girlfriend to have a seat at the show on a girls' night out with friends. He appeared on stage in a mask where he was supposed to declare his love for his leading lady. Instead, he turned to face his girlfriend in the audience and said: "No, the woman I love is called Victoria and she is in the sixth row. Will you marry me Victoria?"
The bride? She said "Yes!"
10. The man who created an art exhibition to pop the question :
Over a four day period George spent a total of about 24 hours constructing what would soon become his engagement proposal to his girlfriend Sara.
Wishing to create a proposal and art piece all in one that would be elaborate and meaningful George, an industrial designer, sat down at his computer and designed the piece in a 3d program, then laser cut foam core to create the different pieces that would form the words, "Will You Marry Me." Putting in even more thought, he named the art piece "My Early Muir Owl" which is an anagram of "Will you marry me." He then brought in an actor who he dubbed "Serge Gandaora" who played the part of the artist for the night. ("Serge Gandaora" is an anagram of "George and Sara")
When "Serge" asked Sara to view the art installation through a carefully placed frame, George dropped down to one knee beside her and as the words took shape before her eyes she came away with a clear yes and a ring on her finger.
Video here.
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up; she was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose...
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.
In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners.
She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl.
She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl.
Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.
Turning to her daughter, she asked, 'Tell me what you see.'
'Carrots, eggs, and coffee,' she replied.
Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft.
The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it... After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg.
Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, 'What does it mean, mother?'
Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently.
The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting... However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak.
The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened.
The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.
'Which are you?' she asked her daughter. 'When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?'
Think of this: Which am I?
Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?
Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?
Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain... When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor.
If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity?
Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.
“The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way”
“The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches”
“When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying”
You might want to send this message to those people who mean something to you; to those who have touched your life in one way or another; to those who make you smile when you really need it; to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down; to those whose friendship you appreciate; to those who are so meaningful in your life. If you don't send it, you will just miss out on the opportunity to brighten someone's day with this message!
May we all be COFFEE!!!!!
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Jackwa aur Jillwa
Gaye upar Hillwa
Paani bhari ke waaste…
Jackwa gir gawa
Uka khopdiya phoot gawa
Aur Jillwa awat ludkan pooore raaste…
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Here’s how the Indian TV news channel NDTV 24x7 would report the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme. All names (except those of Jack and Jill), are fictitious.
Prashant - TV Anchor
Two persons have been injured in a freak climbing accident. Jack and his companion Jill had gone up a hill to fetch a pail of water when Jack fell down and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after. Live from the hill, our reporter, Amrita Shah, takes up the story.
Amrita Shah
Thank you Prashant. Well, as you say, two persons - Jack and Jill - had gone up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Suddenly, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. Prashant.
Prashant
Thank you Amrita. What do we know about the hill?
Amrita
Not too much. Jack was going up the hill to fetch a pail of water when he fell down and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after.
[Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: “hill breaks crown of pail-boy Jack”]
Prashant
What news of Jack and Jill?
Amrita
Prashant, it seems that Jack had gone up the hill to fetch a pail of water. We know nothing about the pail, or how heavy it was but it seems that Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. I have here with me, an eyewitness to the accident, Mr Shahid Trivedi. Mr Shahid, tell us what you saw.
Shahid Trivedi
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
[Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: “Boy and girl tumble down hill. Water spilled”]
Amrita
Jack and Jill. What do we know about them? Are they brother and sister? Are they married? Just what were they doing on the hill together?
Shahid Trivedi
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail a water.
Amrita
And what happened next?
Shahid Trivedi
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Amrita
Go on.
Shahid Trivedi
And Jill came tumbling after.
Amrita
Prashant, there you have it. Two people innocently going about their business to fetch a pail of water when one of them falls down, breaks his crown, and the other comes tumbling after. Back to you in the studio Prashant.
[Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: “Water errand ends in tragedy”]
Prashant
I have with me in the studio now, Professor Chandrashekar Belagare from the Indian Institute of Applied Hill Sciences. Professor: a hill; Jack; Jill; a pail of water. A tragedy waiting to happen?
Professor
Well that depends on the hill, the two persons, the object they were carrying and the conditions underfoot. Let us look at the evidence so far.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Clearly, one would suspect that if Jack’s fall was severe enough to break his crown then the surface of the hill must have been slippery or unstable. But I think we’re overlooking something quite fundamental here. Who was carrying the pail? Jack fell down and broke his crown and – this is the key – Jill came tumbling after. If Jack and Jill had been carrying the pail together, would they not have fallen at the same time? The fact that Jill came tumbling after suggests that Jack lost his footing first and perhaps knocked Jill over as he slipped.
Prashant
Professor thank you very much. So there we have it, two persons – Jack and Jill – went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. Later in the programme, Osama bin Laden captured in Afghanistan, President Bush says rent-boy menage-a-trois was "just a brief lapse of judgement", and Pakistan launches nuclear warheads against key Indian cities. But next up, join us after the break for a studio discussion about hills, boys and girls and whether water-fetching trips should be supervised. We’ll be right back...
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Director: Prem R Soni
Music Director: Sajid-Wajid
Lyricists: Junaid Wasi, Jalees Sherwani, Arun Bhairav & Suzanne D'Mello
Cast: Salman Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Sohail Khan, Govinda & Preity Zinta
Tracklist:
01 - Dont Say Alvida - Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal & Suzanne D'Mello
02 - Happening - Wajid, Sunidhi Chauhn, Uvie, Farhad & Raja Mushtaq
03 - Rabba - Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
04 - Tum Ne Socha - Wajid & Shreya Ghoshal
05 - Mrs Khanna - Bappi Lahiri, Shaan, Sunidhi Chauhan, Neuman Pinto & Sunne D'Mello
06 - Dont Say Alvida (Sad) - Shreya Ghoshal
07 - Happening (Remix) - Wajid, Sunidhi Chauhn, Uvie, Farhad & Raja Mushtaq
08 - Dont Say Alvida (Remix) - Sonu Nigam, Shreya Ghoshal & Suzanne D'Mello
Credits:
Thunder@SHO
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Cast: Jackie Shroff, Manisha Koirala, Aman Verma, Nikita Anand, Moammar Rana
Director: Partho Ghosh
Producer: Rachna Sunil Singh , Agastyaa Singh , Vicky Oberoi
Written by: Amit Khan
Tracklist:
01 - Hota Hai Har Faisala Ek Second Mein - Adnan Sami
02 - Kyon Maang Yeh Khali Hai - Shaan & Alka Yagnik
03 - Dil Tukade Tukade Ho Gaya - Richa Sharma & Arvinder Singh
04 - Fasale Bahara Hoon Main - Sunidhi Chauhan
05 - Main Hoon Yaar Gulabi Roza - Alisha Chinoy & Anand Raj Anand
06 - Chalti Hai Ghadi Gin Gin Ke - Arvinder Singh
07 - Hota Hai Har Faisala Ek Second Mein (Remix) - Adnan Sami
Credits:
Thunder@SHO
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Director : Satish Kaushik
Producer : Bharat Shah
Cast : Ruslaan Mumtaz, Sheena Shahabadi, Satish Kaushik, Neena Gupta & Anupam Kher
Music Director : Sachin & Jigar
Lyricist/s : Sameer, Bappi Lahiri & Anu Malik
Singers : Clinton, Jigar, Sachin, Suhail, Bappi Lahiri, Anmol Malik, Shaan, Raza Hassan, Jahnvi Shrimankar, Sumedha & Dominique Cerejo
-:Tracklist:-
01 - Clinton & Dominique Cerejo - I Will Be There For You
02 - Jigar & Sachin - Morey Saiyan
03 - Suhail - Maula Mila De
04 - Jigar - Rab Milya
05 - Bappi Lahiri - Miss Baabloo
06 - Anmol Malik - Chal Mera Haath Pakad Le
07 - Jahnvi Shrimankar & Master Salim - Leja Leja
08 - Shaan & Anmol Malik - Lal Quile Ke Peechey
09 - Raza Hassan & Sumedha - Tere Bin
Credits:
Thunder@SHO
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