I really cant say whether these pictures are real or edited.
Though this is really a weird idea, the numbers/postures catches the eye. :)
I hold no claim to these numbers or the pictures.
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You can see these pictures used to show the time here
I really cant say whether these pictures are real or edited.
A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"
Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation?"
Trainee: "Yes I do"
Boss: "So let me make you understand what an appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"
Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation
|In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.||In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.|
|In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.||In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.|
|During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in your objective/goal.||During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project on shoulder and lead your juniors to success.|
|There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.||There is 100% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.|
Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For a good appraisal
I will have to resign ... !!!"
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,
"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock.
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day
he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said
"I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
He asked "What ??"
She said "This morning our neighbour James suddenly died."
*Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy*
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I
die I want you to marry Peter."
"Peter! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
*Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring*
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
*Husband & Wife - Why?*
"Dad, I was away for a few days. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife telling
her that I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife
was in another man's arms. Why? Dad, tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't
get the fax."
*Husband & Wife - Same Service*
A husband visited a marriage counselor and complained, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's
all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs
"Why complain?" said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service!"
*Husband & Wife - Love To Do*
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door
and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every
time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to.", replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."
*Husband & Wife - Come Home Late*
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband
came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is
that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."
Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.
It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted. ." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.
In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.
Here is a fresh batch made by Paulo Antunes. The technique is simple - set a slow shutter speed, wait till it gets dark, take a flash light or any other light source and you are good to go. When making figures you don’t need to repeat the pattern, one stoke to make the line is enough.
Kenny's Adventure comes to life as a young boy sets out on an underwater journey to search for an old family relic.
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Public art at Cardiff Bay barrage!!!
Between 11 and 25 March 2007, Swiss artist Felice Varini and his team created an unusual piece of public art that is set to baffle and fascinate visitors to Cardiff Bay barrage in the United Kingdom.
The piece, entitled 3 Ellipses for 3 Locks, was commissioned by arts agency CBAT for the Cardiff Harbour Authority and cost £25,000.
A series of three yellow ellipses have been painted onto the working locks, gates and even the outer sea wall to create a piece that took a year to plan.
The artist used photography, projection and painting to plan the piece which is his first in Wales and also his first work in the UK.
Professional mountain climbers were required to access the barrage's difficult high structures. The piece was designed to highlight the main working parts of the barrage.
The Harbour Authority approached CBAT to commission the piece, which compliments another 30 open air art projects dotted around the bay area.
From virtually every angle the marks look like splashes of yellow colour against the backdrop of the Penarth headland and the Bristol channel.
But on closer inspection visitors to the Barrage are treated to a visual spectacle featuring three perfectly formed yellow ellipses.
All you have to do to see Felice Varini's 'Anamorphic Illusion' properly formed, like in the above picture, is find a precise vantage point somewhere on the barrage.